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dens_tf_den2018-05-14 02:10 am
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Backwater Nexus. Outside Denpup's House. Snarkmatch
KITT: We mustn't hurt humans.
K-2S0: But they squish so easily.
KITT: *with great offence* I beg your pardon?
Denpup: SQUISH THIS! *Bravehearts the two snarkers engaged in a snarkmatch outside her front yard*
KITT: If you'll just sit in my seat...
K: 6_6
Denpup: *snickering where she fell over laughing* Do it, Kay. I dare you.
Kay: It's HIM that wants to squeeze your bottom.
Denpup: Flattered, but taken already! :D
Kay: He's here to flirt with Eleanor, anyway.
KITT: Harrumph.
Denpup: Awwww!
KITT: *now looking to scram*
Drill Boy: *heard the snark, snerks* Better Eleanor than Christine. Christine's nuts.
KITT: Christine has her moments, now that she has someone who understands her.
Kay: *Eye. Roll.*
Drill Boy: At least Eleanor doesn't mind crazy.
KITT: Yes. I've seen her family.
Kay: How rude.
Denpup: Ooooh, burrrrn. *cackles, bit of a 'meep' as she's picked up by her husband, but then cackling resumes*
Kay: *alert look toward the couple*
KITT: ...What are you looking for?
Drill Boy: Squish this! *does*
Denpup: AWK!
Kay: *winces and snerks* Ouch.
KITT: Don't damage him, Den!
Denpup: *whapping husband on his hand*
Drill Boy: *laughing at the whaps and trying to squish his wife again. Knows he has cold fingers*
Frank: *from where he's been spinning circles* I'll Timey-Wimey you!
KITT: My word, what is that?
Kay: A rat. *lifts one foot, but then pauses and looks up at the opening of a window in the house that they're conversing in front of*
Nika: GETTA *such a bad word* **DONKEY** INNA HOUSE 'N INNA BED!
Frank: ...Bad wolf.
Drill Boy: 0_0 Meep! Coming, Nika! *will move to grab Frank and bring wife and pet inside*
Kay: *electronic sniggering*
KITT: My word... *rolls away slowly down the street, his sensor slipping back and forth in near silence*
Kay: I'm surrounded by malfunctions. *still sniggering as he turns to continue his walk*
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