Backwater Nexus. Outside Denpup's House. Snarkmatch

[dens_extra_pups]

KITT: We mustn't hurt humans.

K-2S0: But they squish so easily.

KITT: *with great offence* I beg your pardon?

Denpup: SQUISH THIS! *Bravehearts the two snarkers engaged in a snarkmatch outside her front yard*

KITT: If you'll just sit in my seat...

K: 6_6

Denpup: *snickering where she fell over laughing* Do it, Kay. I dare you.

Kay: It's HIM that wants to squeeze your bottom.

Denpup: Flattered, but taken already! :D

Kay: He's here to flirt with Eleanor, anyway.

KITT: Harrumph.

Denpup: Awwww!

KITT: *now looking to scram*

Drill Boy: *heard the snark, snerks* Better Eleanor than Christine. Christine's nuts.

KITT: Christine has her moments, now that she has someone who understands her.

Kay: *Eye. Roll.*

Drill Boy: At least Eleanor doesn't mind crazy.

KITT: Yes. I've seen her family.

Kay: How rude.

Denpup: Ooooh, burrrrn. *cackles, bit of a 'meep' as she's picked up by her husband, but then cackling resumes*

Kay: *alert look toward the couple*

KITT: ...What are you looking for?

Drill Boy: Squish this! *does*

Denpup: AWK!

Kay: *winces and snerks* Ouch.

KITT: Don't damage him, Den!

Denpup: *whapping husband on his hand*

Drill Boy: *laughing at the whaps and trying to squish his wife again. Knows he has cold fingers*

Frank: *from where he's been spinning circles* I'll Timey-Wimey you!

KITT: My word, what is that?

Kay: A rat. *lifts one foot, but then pauses and looks up at the opening of a window in the house that they're conversing in front of*

Nika: GETTA *such a bad word* **DONKEY** INNA HOUSE 'N INNA BED!

Frank: ...Bad wolf.

Drill Boy: 0_0 Meep! Coming, Nika! *will move to grab Frank and bring wife and pet inside*

Kay: *electronic sniggering*

KITT: My word... *rolls away slowly down the street, his sensor slipping back and forth in near silence*

Kay: I'm surrounded by malfunctions. *still sniggering as he turns to continue his walk*

((Written with random_xtras))