MTMTEarth, Laguardia residence, family antics

[dens_extra_pups]

((warning, fart joke))

Peter: *texting* "Mira, do you know anything about the person who programmed my suit nanobots to LAUGH when I farted, and then sent me a bean burrito for lunch?"

Mira: *replies after a few minutes* "No, but now I've got ideas."

Peter: "Oh my word, I'm gonna hurt Ordnance. ...Probably when he laughs himself half to death."

Ordnance: "Huh? Hurt me for what? What funny am I missing?"

Mira: "It wasn't him." *sharing the funny with husband* "If it was, he'd have sent two bean burritos. And some asparagus."

Ordnance: *doesn't reply for a moment, obviously laughing. Then* "I've had my fat *donkey* stuffed under the sink at Mira's folks' place all day."

Peter: "...Who else could've hacked my suit?"

Mira: "Not Belinda. She's been chasing roaches. So are her kids."

Ordnance: *sudden realization*

Ordnance and Mira: "Tony."

Peter: "WHAT??? D:"

Mira: "He pranked you, dude."

Peter: "What for?"

Ordnance: "Because he's a *unprintable**." *feeling of gleeful intentness over the bond with his wife*

Mira: "You know you have to get him back, right?" *lovingly using her husband as a footrest*

Ordnance: *absent fart from the part of him sticking out of the cupboard* "Pepper says she'll give him the Ex-Lax cake."

Peter: "Buahahahah! Harsh!"

Mira: "I'd usually just sneak in and rearrange stuff in his bar. or leave sticky notes everywhere."

Ordnance: "He'll never see this coming."

Pepper: "Should I get one of the science babies to bring him some candy with this nice stuff that turns his eyeballs blue?"

Mira: "Naw. Give him the surprise ghost pepper candy."

Pepper: "I'll save that for when he expects sympathy from the cake. But Jemma says that whenever you want her help, she's ready."

Mira: "Jemma and Leo are awesome. Did you see their facebook post from the Atrium?"

Peter: "That nearly rotted my teeth."

Pepper: "What? No. ...D'awwwwww. I'll put that where Tony'll have to see it."

Ordnance: *rotten glee over the bond, and then the sound of a spurt of water and inspiring Urdu invective*

Mira: "I'd better get back to actually helping my husband fix the sink."

Ordnance: "You're keeping my *donkey* warm, baaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Mira: "And now I have to rescue my husband."

Pepper: "Do I want to know?"

Peter: "Sprite in the pants?"

Mira: "Yup."

Peter: "XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD"

Pepper: "Talk to you later."

Mira: "Yup. Have fun pranking Tony."

Pepper: "I shall."


Lagardia kitchen


Mrs. Lagardia: Mira! Do I want to know why your husband's head just came through the bathroom wall?

Ordnance: It's got my butt!!!

Mira: Sorry, Mama! One'a the pets went in his pants! *gonna try and grab the glimmersprite responsible*

Verdigris: *looks up with big eyes and peeps as the pants are removed from over her head**
Tam: (LMBO Emerald's already with Fury)

Mira: *snerk, hand offered to baby sprite*

Verdigris: PEEP! Comes to see nice hand!*

Ordnance: *sputter sound and the sensation of water up the nose* Awww, Mama, that's just mean.

Mira: *snickerfit*

Ordnance: grumbles and wriggles* Great. I'm stuck.

Mrs. Lagardia: *comes in, a cup of water in her hand* Let's pee his pants.

Ordnance: *feeling of AWK**

Mira: *snickerfitdie* *sets Verdigris free before she has to sit down in one of the kitchen chairs*

Ordnance: *whines and kicks helplessly as Mrs. Lagardia hunkers beside him and carefully pours the warm water on his pants* That's just meeeaaan!

Mrs. Lagardia: >D

Verdigris: *sitting up on her little butt and hugging herself as she watches with curious wonder*

Belinda: *peeks out of the sink and peeps*

Clover: *muffled peep from somewhere behind Mira*

Mrs. Lagardia: goes and gets one of the little elf shaped ice cubes from the freezer, and then drops that after the warm water*

Ordnance: *just shook the whole apartment as he roared and popped out from under the sink! Sits up and enlightens his wife and her mother as he squirms to get that ice cube. Gives it a reproachful look and tosses it aside, then pouts at his laughing wife*

Mira: *wheeezing as she laughs*

Ordnance: *sighs* Anyway, the sink's ben fixed for over an hour. Belinda ate the bug that was cloggin' it.

Mrs. Lagardia: *pauses her laughter and looks at him funny*

Ordnance: I was stuck, okay? And it was comfy under there.

Mrs. Lagardia: *ded*

Mira: *more wheezing*

Belinda: *sits up and hugs the little elf that Mrs. Lagardia made in the ice cube tray with hot glue* Peep? Pip?

Ordnance: *pulls himself to his feet, shakes one leg a little, and then washes his hands before heading for the fridge* I'm cookin' frittata, you want any?

Mrs. Lagardia: deeep breath, and then pulls herself off the floor* There's Spanish Rojas garlic in there.

Ordnance: *pout vanishes as he sticks his head in the fridge* Ooooo.

Mira: *pleased sound as she finally manages to calm down*

Mrs. Lagardia: *wide grin as she moves a few little elves made of rubber or air dry clay out of the way and then starts laying out a solitaire game. Will sit and play solitaire with her daughter and the glimmer sprites til supper's ready*