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Inspired by
moya_koordinat and
runyasan08, and copius amounts of CRACK, and my own opinion on the garment in question. Just for reference: Belinda = Bluestreak, Serenity = Showtime, Sergio = Sunstreaker, and Santiago = Sideswipe in this 'verse....haven't thought of a good human name for Wheeljack or Solar Flare yet...till then, am subbing proper names for charries.
"For the last time, NO WAY!!! I am NOT going shopping with you!" Eclipse all but shrieked as both Belinda and Serenity tried to pry the petite redhead from the doorframe. Wheeljack and Solar Flare had wisely gone out to the workshop as soon as Belinda had mentioned that she was going shopping with Serenity, and that they'd be taking Eclipse with them.
Serenity gave a frustrated sigh, before going with what Sergio and Santiago called "a good distraction", tickling the 19-year old until she gave up her hold on the door frame. Belinda smiled a bit, before pressing the intercomm button by the door.
"Okay! We're off, and we'll be back in a couple of hours unless there's really bad traffic or there's a really good sale on dresses or on shoes and do you two need us to stop by the hardware store on the way back?" Wheeljack chuckled a bit before replying.
"No, you three have fun...just try to stay out of trouble, and drive carefully."
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The door slammed open with such force that Wheeljack thought it might come off of its hinges, which would just give him an excuse to upgrade the door anyways, as Eclipse came storming into the house, looking about ready to stab the first person who so much as looked at her wrong. She had something flowery and delicate looking clenched in her fist, and as she turned to face her father, Wheeljack couldn't help but be a bit fearful for his life.
"Dad, where are the matches? I'm going to BURN this ugly thing." That's when Wheeljack realized that Eclipse was holding a dress in her fist. He could hear Belinda and Serenity chattering away happily out front, no doubt comparing finds.
"Above the microwave, and remember..."
"Always keep a fire extinguisher nearby...I know...I know..." With that, Eclipse went to the kitchen to get both the matches, and a fire extinguisher. Solar Flare came darting into the entry way from out in the back yard a few moments later.
"Um...Dad? You know 'Clipse is burning a dress...right?" Wheeljack sighed and nodded. "And you know that she's cackling the same way you do when you've gotten a brilliant idea, right?" Another nod. "...does Mom know?"
"Know what, dear?" Wheeljack and Solar Flare both jumped as Belinda approached, a confused look on her face. Wheeljack decided to be the brave one and with a slightly worried look, opted to tell Belinda exactly what her daughter was doing out in the back yard.
"Eclipse is currently burning what appears to be a dress out in the backyard, and is also apparently dancing around the firepit as she's burning said dress...She's got a fire extinguisher nearby, I made sure of that..." He trailed off as he realized Belinda was shaking her head with a small smile.
"Why am I not surprised? I mean, there's only so long you can dress a girl like a little lady before she decides that she's had enough and starts acting like a tomboy and stealing her brother's pants and shirts to wear on a daily basis, but it'd be nice if she dressed like a lady on occasion as well, I mean, I have no problem with her dressing like a man, but I also think she looks lovely when she dresses like a lady...Wheeljack, Solar Flare, what's wrong?" Belinda blinked in confusion at the look Wheeljack and Solar Flare were fixing her with.
"Um...Mom? Why are you smiling about the fact that Eclipse is currently burning a dress that you or Serenity obviously made her buy?" Belinda's grin grew, even as Serenity brought in the last of the shopping bags.
"Oh, that's because Eclipse doesn't know that I went back to the store and bought an identical dress to the one Serenity made her buy! And I know the perfect opportunity to have her wear it at!"
'Scuse me whilst I run for my life from the short one...*runs and Human!Eclipse is spotted chasing after the writer with a chainsaw*
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"For the last time, NO WAY!!! I am NOT going shopping with you!" Eclipse all but shrieked as both Belinda and Serenity tried to pry the petite redhead from the doorframe. Wheeljack and Solar Flare had wisely gone out to the workshop as soon as Belinda had mentioned that she was going shopping with Serenity, and that they'd be taking Eclipse with them.
Serenity gave a frustrated sigh, before going with what Sergio and Santiago called "a good distraction", tickling the 19-year old until she gave up her hold on the door frame. Belinda smiled a bit, before pressing the intercomm button by the door.
"Okay! We're off, and we'll be back in a couple of hours unless there's really bad traffic or there's a really good sale on dresses or on shoes and do you two need us to stop by the hardware store on the way back?" Wheeljack chuckled a bit before replying.
"No, you three have fun...just try to stay out of trouble, and drive carefully."
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The door slammed open with such force that Wheeljack thought it might come off of its hinges, which would just give him an excuse to upgrade the door anyways, as Eclipse came storming into the house, looking about ready to stab the first person who so much as looked at her wrong. She had something flowery and delicate looking clenched in her fist, and as she turned to face her father, Wheeljack couldn't help but be a bit fearful for his life.
"Dad, where are the matches? I'm going to BURN this ugly thing." That's when Wheeljack realized that Eclipse was holding a dress in her fist. He could hear Belinda and Serenity chattering away happily out front, no doubt comparing finds.
"Above the microwave, and remember..."
"Always keep a fire extinguisher nearby...I know...I know..." With that, Eclipse went to the kitchen to get both the matches, and a fire extinguisher. Solar Flare came darting into the entry way from out in the back yard a few moments later.
"Um...Dad? You know 'Clipse is burning a dress...right?" Wheeljack sighed and nodded. "And you know that she's cackling the same way you do when you've gotten a brilliant idea, right?" Another nod. "...does Mom know?"
"Know what, dear?" Wheeljack and Solar Flare both jumped as Belinda approached, a confused look on her face. Wheeljack decided to be the brave one and with a slightly worried look, opted to tell Belinda exactly what her daughter was doing out in the back yard.
"Eclipse is currently burning what appears to be a dress out in the backyard, and is also apparently dancing around the firepit as she's burning said dress...She's got a fire extinguisher nearby, I made sure of that..." He trailed off as he realized Belinda was shaking her head with a small smile.
"Why am I not surprised? I mean, there's only so long you can dress a girl like a little lady before she decides that she's had enough and starts acting like a tomboy and stealing her brother's pants and shirts to wear on a daily basis, but it'd be nice if she dressed like a lady on occasion as well, I mean, I have no problem with her dressing like a man, but I also think she looks lovely when she dresses like a lady...Wheeljack, Solar Flare, what's wrong?" Belinda blinked in confusion at the look Wheeljack and Solar Flare were fixing her with.
"Um...Mom? Why are you smiling about the fact that Eclipse is currently burning a dress that you or Serenity obviously made her buy?" Belinda's grin grew, even as Serenity brought in the last of the shopping bags.
"Oh, that's because Eclipse doesn't know that I went back to the store and bought an identical dress to the one Serenity made her buy! And I know the perfect opportunity to have her wear it at!"
'Scuse me whilst I run for my life from the short one...*runs and Human!Eclipse is spotted chasing after the writer with a chainsaw*