Nexus. Denpup's House. Bunnies

[dens_extra_pups]

Daniel: *comes into Den's living room with a happy yapping glitterbitty*

Denpup: *apparently nowhere in sight... But her hammock couch seems occupied!*

Daniel: *sets the bitty on the floor, and then sits and grins as the animal in the little bot's arms squeaks*

hammock: *moves just a bit, and then... it flips!*

Denpup: *eeks as she and her couch buddy get spun around and fall on the floor*

tan guy with orangish red hair: *oofs as he lands, and then Denpup lands on top of him* Owww...

Daniel: *as the bitty laughs merrily* Hi, Den, hi, DB.

Denpup: *blushing muchly and moving to let Drill Boy up* Hi, Daniel.

Drill Boy: *sheepish grin* Hi.

bittyDB: *arms full of fluffy pink cuddle pony the size of a large rabbit* *squeak!*

Denpup: *blink blink* Easter gift?

Daniel: Oh, it's that time? *surprise*

Denpup: I think so? My sense of time's all messed up... :/

Drill Boy: Don't you still have that real time clock calender thing?

Denpup: ... Oh, right. *will go look for it then*

Daniel: *looks over at the device on the wall* Oh, it is. *chuckle* I guess it is an Easter gift.

Denpup: *bit of an odd-looking expression as she fiddles with the clock and makes it shift to the time and date in Drill Boy's reality* *blink, blink, grin* And Easter's not for another day or so in Drill Boy's reality... So we can take the kiddo Easter egg hunting!

Daniel: There are coloured bunnies running around all over the place outside.

Denpup: ... Eee! *scampers for the door*

Drill Boy: *laughing his butt off now*

pack of bunnies: *lollops down the street*

pastel blue bunny: *nomming on Denpup's flowers*

Denpup: Eeeee! Bunnies! Ack! Wait! Quit nomming my flowers, you slagger!!! *out the door and running for the hose in order to chase the bunny away from her flowers*

Drill Boy: *laughing more*

bittyDB: *bitty cackles as he hugs his pony*

Denpup: *creative strings of cursing as she chases the rabbit all over the yard*

blue bunny: *not scared of you! Running for kicks!*

Denpup: This slagger's as bad as Scattor!!! *trying to spray the pest*

Daniel: It's not him, though. It's lighter coloured. *watching the rodeo*

Denpup: Still just as annoying!!! *yelps as she slips on the wet grass*

Drill Boy: *snag a bitty, hurries out to see if girlfriend needs rescued*

blue bunny: *turns and hops back. Will sit on you, hose lady!*

Denpup: ... I just can't win.

blue bunny: *washaface!*

Denpup: *sputtering now, will try and hose the critter*

blue bunny: *meeps and runs away*

Denpup: Teach you to nom my flowers. *sits up as Drill Boy brings the glitterbitty over* I'm okay.

Daniel: *points to a pale green bunny over by the hedge*

Denpup: ... -_-;; *on her feet, aims the hose at the green bunny*

green bunny: *meeps and runs away, leaving a nest of coloured eggs*

Denpup: ... Hey, DB, bring the kiddo over. *grin*

Drill Boy: *blinks and moves to do so, wondering why Denpup's grinning*

eggs: *some are real eggs, coloured. Some are plastic and full of candy*

Denpup: Easter eggs! *grin*

Daniel: ...Are they safe? *sits and hugs legs*

Denpup: ... I have no idea. We need someone to test 'em... and it's not gonna be me.

Drill Boy: Can we get one of your neighbors to test 'em?

bittyDB: *giggles just then*

Denpup: *looks to the bitty*

bittyDB: *hugs his pony and wears a big grin*

Denpup: *gentle poke for the bitty* What's so funny, huh?

bittyDB: *more laughter*

Daniel: What are we going to do, guys? *turns head* There's another nest.

Denpup: ... Think we could get Hchee or one of the others to poke these? *innocent expression*

Daniel: 0.0 You want to LOL the Mrrpt-Nyaa?

Denpup: I've got a jar of wishes... and besides, if they're not LOL'd, then they'll get to keep some of the chocolate.

Drill Boy: You'd let them keep it anyway, Den.

Daniel: ...Isn't chocolate poison for cats?

Denpup: ... Right. Darnit.

Drill Boy: ... Don't some of them turn human though?

Daniel: I have an idea. May I have a wish?

Denpup: *nods and scoots to get the wish jar*

fluffy pink cuddle pony: *squeaks as master noms on his head*

Drill Boy: Ack! *will discourage head nommage*

bittyDB: *scoldy bitty*

Drill Boy: *gently scolding the bitty* You have to play nice with soft people, kiddo!

Denpup: *back with the wish jar!*

Daniel: Den?

Denpup: Here. *offers the jar*

Daniel: *takes one of the little lights* I wish that we could tell if the easter nests are safe.

Denpup: *will watch the nests, even as she reaches for the bitty and pony*

nests: *all register as safe!*

Denpup: *big grin* Yay!

bittyDB: *chatters and yaps to Mama*

Denpup: *will move to crouch near one of the nests* See, the plastic ones have candy inside 'em. The others are just to look pretty.

bittyDB: *grabs painted egg. Noms on it. Crunch crunch crunch!*

Denpup: ... *snerk* Goofball.

Drill Boy: *moving to examine one of the plastic eggs* *will carefully open the egg to see what candy is inside*

egg: *contains sour bunnies*

bunny ear headband: *now on DB's head*

Drill Boy: Ack! *hand up* *blink*

Denpup: *SNERK* Nice.

headband: *is pastel pink! Is NOT coming off*

Drill Boy: ... Dumpson won't let me live this one down. *sulk*

Denpup: ... So some of 'em ARE LOLs...

Daniel: *confused* I think I wished the wrong wish?

Denpup: The nests themselves are safe... But I think we need to check the eggs too.

Daniel: *gets another wish* I wish we could tell if the eggs and the stuff in the eggs is safe.

Drill Boy: *still trying to get the bunny ears off*

Daniel: ...They still all register as safe.

Denpup: ... I blame the Fae then.

Daniel: But wait. This is an Easter LOL, right?

Denpup: Looks like it.

Daniel: Maybe it ends when Easter does?

Drill Boy: Oh, great!

Denpup: It might. *amused look for Drill Boy* What are you complaining about? You've got two days of leave, and it's only been a few hours in your reality.

bittyDB: *offers Mama a plastic egg* :3

Denpup: ... I'm gonna regret this. I just know it. *will accept the offered egg and carefully open it*

bunny face paint: *hi, Den*

Denpup: ... *sigh*

bittyDB: *thinks Mama looks incredibly hilarious. Will laugh till he leaks*

Daniel: Oh dear. *fret fret*

Denpup: ... *sigh, will bring the bitty inside to get cleaned up* *as she goes* It's not really that funny, kiddo. DB's ears are funnier.

bittyDB: *looks over Mama's shoulder and laughs at the bunny tail stuck to her pants*

Denpup: Let's get you cleaned up... Then we can take eggs to Uncle Dumpson and Uncle Power Joe. *brat grin*

bittyDB: *waves to his fluffy cuddle pony, who is following on its little short legs*

Denpup: *soon humming as she cleans the bitty in the kitchen sink*

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