mtmtearth. Washington DC. HARDCORE

[dens_extra_pups]

Mira: HAAARRRDCOOORE! *diving and weaving and taking potshots at that creep with the forcefield that just killed three cops and several civilians*

Fury: //Don't waste my time with useless *beep* like that, Lagardia.//

Mira: //...Hardcore.// *cackles*

Fury: *snorts* //Get your mind off garbage and on the job.//

Kaiju: *sticks its head out of the river at that moment*

Mira: ... *pings Ordnance's comm, then goes to try and cheese the Kaiju off enough that it'll chase her* HAAAAARRRRRDDDDCOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEE!

Ordnance: //Oh *bleep* yeah!// *mini coptor buzzes over there, and a machine gun starts chattering in the kaiju's direction*

Kaiju: *roars as its skin is struck, will rear up onto its hind legs and pound at its chest before charging*

Mira: HARDCOOOOOOOORRRRREEEE!!!! *shooting at the kaiju. Wants to try and lead the critter to where the forcefield creep is, and also wants to get even for the bleep-up in San Francisco*

Fury: //Laguardia, I told you...//

Ordnance: HAAAARRRDCOOOOOOORRRRRE!!!!!!!!! YEAH, BABY!!!! *shooting in the air now*

Fury: //The *unptrintable*'re you doing?//

Mira: *response to Fury is a gleeful cackling with the kaiju roaring in the background*

Ordnance: *cheers* //SQUISH!//

Mira: //Somebody's gonna diiiiiiie! And it ain't meeeee!// *cackles and dodges a swipe from the kaiju*

Ordnance: *chanting now as he teases the beast* //SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH!//

Legacy: //Bad blood! Icky!//

Ordnance: *roar of laughter* //HE's not the squish.//

forcefield guy: *looks up as he finally notices the ground shaking*

cops: *getting the *beep word* outta Dodge*

Fury: //LAGUARDIA HAVE YOU LOST YOUR TIN FOIL MIND????//

Mira: //Depends on who you ask!// *teases the kaiju over to the right*

kaiju: *roars as its prey dodges yet again, doesn't even notice that it squished something underfoot*

Legacy: //Ewwwwwwwwww.// *will open a portal right as the kaiju takes another step toward Mira* *toilet flushing sound ensues*

Fury: *quiet, furious, gobsmack* //What the *bad word* just happened?//

Ordnance: *laughing so hard his 'coptor is shaking* //It's called kiting, Fury!//

Mira: //And I'm the *BLEEPING* tank!//

Fury: //Who's wise *aft* idea was that??//

Ordnance: //'Sunset Overdrive'!// *whoop of mirth*

Mira: //I love that game!// *cackle*

Fury: *pronounces them both smart*afts* and then orders them to report to headquarters*

((Written with random_xtras))