dens_tf_den | funny D&D story

So far, one of the most entertaining things that's happened during my group's 5e homebrew campaign has been this... and it almost tops the time I shot a retreating green dragon in the butt with a ballista.

In our group, we have Shub'Niggurath (Shub for short), the Chaotic Neutral Tiefling Monk with the ability to control water, Charley the Human Rogue who is a rampant kleptomaniac, Sharok the Half-Orc Barbarian who never turns down a drink, Tier the DOB/Tieflying Mystic (A class that our DM made for this campaign) who has the worst luck for getting damaged, and Kaslin the Neutral Good Gnome/Werebat Rogue (played by me) who just wants to help other people in a specific situation.

So far on our journey to a Dwarven City, we've been attacked by what we've come to somewhat-affectionately call "Satan's Ferrets" (Berm Eerieraptors, a critter made up by our loving DM), Axebeaks (another DM-made critter), and undead. So we've made pretty good progress despite only traveling for a couple of days.

We settled in a cave for the night, with Shub, Sharok, and Kaslin setting things up with a campfire, while Tier and Charley sought out food. They came upon a rabbit warren, and Shub was called to help flush the rabbits out. Shub decides that, instead of using gentle waterflow, he's going to create a geyser of water. This results in four massive rabbits (Easily 40 pounds and just as big as Kaslin) FLYING out of the ground, propelled by jets of water. Charley shot them mid-air, and the rabbits landed in the cave where Sharok and Kaslin were watching.

And that is how Kaslin got a rabbit-skin coat.